Is there anything John Cena can’t do? He can wrestle, act, sing, dance. He’s a great spokesperson for everything from pistachios to trash bags. He’s a branding and media wizard who is beloved by millions all over the world. If you’re a struggling brand in need of a makeover, why not use him?
That’s what this petition is all about. Pizza chain Papa John’s is going through a bit of a crisis after their founder “Papa” John Schnatter was fired/resigned from the company after it was revealed he used a racial slur during a conference call. So there is no “Papa John” in Papa John’s commercials anymore. This petitioner asks: Why not replace Papa John Schnatter with Papa John CENA?
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“To Board of Directors:
Your company needs a new spokesperson – someone who will pick up the mantle of Papa John and uphold the dignity of the office. This person should be recognizable, friendly, and named John. That’s why we want you to appoint John Cena as the new face of your brand.Before you hand John Cena the iconic red apron, you may have some questions about him. For instance, is he an accomplished professional? Yep; he’s a 16 time world champion. What’s his reputation like? Sterling. He’s granted hundreds of Make-a-Wish wishes for sick kids. Does he like pizza? Probably; you’ll have to ask him.
If you need any more proof that Cena would be a great Papa John, you should know he even has several of his own catchphrases. Please make John Cena the next Papa John”
Is this a brilliant idea? Would it even work? I am certain John Cena hasn’t eaten pizza in two decades. But perhaps he could be part of Papa John’s new healthy options menu?
“You Can’t See Any Trans Fats In Papa John’s New Pizza Blast Salad Buckets!”